Well...that pretty much sums it up. What does one do when he selects the "break on exception" option under the Preferences>Javascript options and Acrobat breaks before the document even opens? (i.e. Acrobat completely closed>Open a LC form in Acrobat>nothing) I can see Acrobat running in the process explorer, but not in the list of running applications.
And before anyone points and laughs, I know...I know...I'm an idiot.
I was freaking out trying to open the same LC form that was throwing the error so Acrobat was breaking every time. To fix: I opened up Acrobat from the start menu (not by opening a .pdf / LC file).
Permission is granted for any and all to laugh hysterically. I have been sitting in front of this computer WAAAAYYYY too long today.
Now, for my next trick....