Print Color as Black - Beaten to death

I know this topic has been beaten into a fine paste, but none of the anwsers I have seen work. Some of my users need to print color as black to a black and white laser in Reader or Standard 8. I've tried everything I could find to make this happen but nothing works. I've tried using change the color of text and line art to black under the Edit -> Preferences -> Accessibility tab. I've tried changing the color profile under the Advanced Printing Tab which isn't even an option with these printers. I've even tried doing a jig and trowing a dash of salt over my left shoulder. Why was that handy little check box removed from Reader and Standard in 8?